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Writing prompts for Elejah (Elena and Elijah) #2

Pt1

9: Elena meeting Klaus after her parents death

She can remember Stefan vaguely saving her, she doesn't fully know its him til a little later

Reading through her parents journal and finding out what she is

Also finds out the location of Mikael

Thinking her brother would be better off without her, post a nondescript anonymous ad for Klaus and also gives two vague locations one for a doppelganger the other the location of a weak restrained Mikael.

Elena having Survior's guilt so most of her actions to her are justified in giving herself up with the mixing of being a doppelganger so she really feels like she is cursed to everyone around her.

Elena riding a bike outside of msytic falls when she meets Klaus, he checked the mausoleum first (he left Mikael there)

Klaus mistaking her for Katherine/Katerina and Elena responds though that's not her name, he can call her that since it's not like she's a person anyway.

He just looks at her and decides to move into town to keep an eye on her.

They start hanging out often, with Elena helping him decorate his home for his family members.

He actually likes this doppelganger and wants her to survive so gives her a supernatural 101 lessons.

Elena starts to get over her Survior's guilt and one day tells Klaus, who has told her to call him Nik, that she'll still do the ritual even though she isn't in as bad as of place as she was.

He feels warmed by this and makes a mental note to contact his witches to find a way to save her.

The school year starts and Elena is put off by Stefan, she does text Kaus often. Elena recognizes Stefan as well but keeps it to herself.

She calls a family meeting at the end of the day and invites Bonnie and Caroline.

Things that happen in season 1 still happen with an exception of Elena dating Stefan. Jeremy not doing drugs since he also starts to hang out with Klaus (an: up to the writer how much changes)

Lexi is saved by Klaus (Elena told him and Stefan was his friend)

When Bonnie finds out she has magic Klaus gives her his mother's grimoire but puts a word of caution. (Bonnie does her witch juju on Damon after finding out he tried to compel both Caroline and Elena)

Klaus definitely kills Noah (vampire lackey of anna that began stalking Elena)

Barolena is a tightknit group (Bonnie, Caroline, Elena)

Klaus does leave mystic falls a bit (Business stuff due to ritual)

Elena has Bonnie be her date to the Mystic falls pageant cause choosing a guy to go with would be overrated

Caroline still does become a vampire via Katherine (she does not mistake her for Elena)

Klaus comes back when Elena is kidnapped (allows the Salvortores to save her)

Klaus also teaches Caroline the how-tos of being a vampire (he secretly pissed Katherine killed her)

When Kidnapped via Rose and Trevor, she just sighs and asks for her phone but is denied, decides to torment them a bit by humming whos afraid of the big bad wolf in a slow creepy way (she might've picked up some of Klaus traits)

Elijah shows up and Elena just full on says 'well fuck being my own person, because all I can be is a cursed being' cue worried Elijah (Survior's guilt starts to take hold once again)

Rose and Trevor being so confused,because Elena was just tormenting them not even till a full moments ago

Trevor still dies but not due to Elena so she has no guilt for him. Elena offhandedly mentions the moonstone being with Katherine so she can get her invetivable death over with.

Elijah doesn't even know what to do with this doppelganger who just breaks his facade.

Stefan and Damon finally show up, and Elijah staked, Elena sighs and takes her phone sending a message to Klaus

Jeremy and Elena stay with Klaus after the kidnapping, they wanted to stay with him and let Jenma have the house to herself for once

Rose does inform the MF gang about Klaus with Elena there, and she just laughs recording the convo for Klaus for later.

Elena does go to Richmond with Rose, cause she wants to meet Slater only to find him dead and then does do the doppelganger is alive thing.

When the two lackeys of Klaus show up, she threatens to have Damon's heart ripped out, if he trys to break her arm.

Timeskip to Jenma and the historical journals where Elena meets Elijah fully then sighs. 'Aunt Jenma, I thought I told you to be careful who to invite into the house' (yes Jenma being fully aware of everything going on)

Jenma just waves her hand at Elena 'I would be dead if he wanted to get you, plus needed help with the boxes'

Elena goes to Jeremy's room to get to help her with boxes, Elijah observes her and Jeremy while they both bring the boxes to his car. (There is no boundary on the house cause Bonnie is not a magic dispenser and hates the Salvatores)

Jeremy asking when Stefan is going to be out of the tomb and Elena answers 'I don't know, When Nik wants him out I guess, I mean Katherine did try to drain you dry which Stefan was almost too late for'

Jeremy laughing 'So how long are you going to torment Katherine til you let her know about Nik?'

Elena blinking at him 'when the Salvatores do something stupid like trying to take out an original'

Elena does still make a deal with Elijah to help keep her friends safe from outside sources but does say he needs to talk to Klaus.

Klaus knows his brother is in town due to Elena and Jeremy. (An: I think they are all in the same group chat w/ Bonnie and Caroline)

Klaus saves Caroline from the werewolves, Kills Brady and imprisons Jules for ritual. Tells Tyler, the Salvatores and Dr.martin that Elena is going to die in the ritual because she wants to. (Klaus gives his number to Dr.martain to give to Elijah)

Dr.Martain tells what happened to Elijah and gives the phone number to him

Sleepover happens at Klaus' due to him not wanting to leave Caroline but recognizes she need the other two in the trio

Elena goes to the Historical Tea Party and converses with Elijah, Jeremy also being there takes a picture When Elena smiles and laughs, sending it to the group chat.

Damon tries to get her to leave when she is alone, 'so she can stop with the death wish talking to Elijah' and Elena spits out 'then your brother should have left me in the car with my parents, and he should stop trying to control her admittedly cursed existence. She chose to talk to Elijah because it was her choice. Like it's her choice to participate in ritual. Otherwise she wouldn't have contacted Klaus'

Elijah overhears the argument and when Elena leaves after talking to Damon, threatens Damon afterwards. (Elijah maybe a little pissed at Damon for ruining Elena's good mood)

Elena stays with Klaus again, and Elijah contacts Klaus. during this Elena finally explodes 'Nik I'm borrowing your weapons!'

'Not that I'm not pleased with this side of you, but I dare to ask why?' Klaus on the phone with his brother

'I'm going to commit patricide!! Fucking bastard trying to get in between Jenma and Alaric, hypocrisy is so fucking strong its suffocating, like thanks for finally giving a damn about your biological daughter who has already agreed to die way before Katherine showed up!'

Klaus kinda hugs Elena she calms her down a bit 'Better?'

'Still want to commit patricide, does yours work?' Elena jokes and Klaus laughs and then goes back to talk to Elijah which Elena listens to the convo.

'You could tell him that Mikael is imprisoned and you didn't drown your family at sea. Family is technically pack so you putting up this facade is frankly stupid, both of you are being dramatic'

Elijah admits to Klaus he has a potion to keep Elena from dying. He thought Katerina deserved a human life, but had no real feelings for her.

Elena goes to dinner party and even chuckles at Elijah's threat knowing he wouldn't harm Jenma. When Elijah gets daggered she sneaks in and grabs dagger and then Elijah. She totally puts him in her room and even gets him an old suit of her dads plus blood bags.

She falls asleep waiting for Elijah to get up, which does a seconds later. He makes note of her care when he sees the suit and bloodbags

Ritual happens, potion works, (Damon still tried to stop it thwarted by Elijah)

Klaus leaves with Stefan for wolves (he gives them a choice), Elijah does stay behind, and Elena spends time with him.

10: Soulmate Au- Where you dream of your soulmates death, so you can prevent it.

Elena dreams of Elijah, and let's him be daggered/daggers him to protect him from dying at lakehouse till she has to undagger him due to klaus

Dreams of how he perma dies just after the ritual. She sees his family with him then her friends.

Elena let's Bonnie, Jeremy and Caroline know her theory of sirelines just after the dream

Elena will have a tendency to go to extreme measures of trying to keep the original family safe.

Elena daggering Rebekah for her protection against the salvabores

She will interrupt Klaus' dinner with the salvatores by just walking in. (She somehow develops a small friendship with Klaus after the whole Mikael dies and Stefan trying to kill her)

Elena just straight up insults the two brothers in lots of crude language due to her being stressed and tired.

Klaus laughing at Elena's insults and Elijah being a bit bewildered at the whole scenerio (Elena just had enough of the two tbh)

Elena notices Elijah and sighs "Great, now I have two awake brothers to protect whoopeefuckingdoo"

Stefan and Damon exploding in surprise at that, which Elena nonchalantly states 'again for being vampires you small pint brains can't even think of the consequences of your actions have on other people, just get staked already'

Klaus informs Elijah of the happenings with Elena and the Salvatores (especially the almost driving her off the bridge)

Elijah tenses at this and looks over to Elena with concern

Elena just sits down in the corner of the room tiredly in which she just sort of falls asleep

She is startled awake by the crashing noises, and the feeling of air, she blinks and realizes someone is holding her and looks up to see Elijah.

Elena looks away from him to see the rest of the mikaelsons awake, and groans, setting her head on Elijah's chest 'too tired to deal to care'

Elijah looking down at her 'how look very tired already, not sleeping well?'

Elena just mutters 'understatement of the damn century, not fun experiencing your family's death over and over' she promptly passes out

Elena just eventually saves them all, due to her burning the bridge and sign cause it has caused her pain, or just faking out her blood to Esther and helping Bonnie get the witch bitch permanently unlinked to the Bennetts

Klaus is a sneaky wolf knowing full well what's happening and why then teases both Elijah and Elena about it.

11: Song Au- Elena sings her feelings maybe?

Self Control - DallasK (An: I have a whole Spotify Playlist)

12: Hatter/Alice (Alice 2009 Syfy version) AU

13: Elena Amnesia Au

Happens maybe a week after the deal with Elijah

Is caused by head trauma due to either Damon or Stefan

Elena learns about spn thru either gilbert journals or Jeremy which both decide to tell Jemma

Bonnie, Caroline and Tyler (surprisingly) all visit her and stay with her.

Elijah does come around and learns of her amnesia, the group just ask him questions.

This leads to several hangouts and lessons, Tyler then admits that if a part of him was locked away he would probably obesse over being whole and murdering someone in distress.

Elena brings up the weird fact of her dying via ritual even though she technically has magical blood properties that could just break the curse.

Bonnie and her get into a intellectual convo, which Jeremy and Caroline bring up some points.

Jemma coming in and actually points out a small point of Elena almost being kidnapped for said blood when they were younger.

Elena actually remembers that and what happened to Bonnie's mom, they make a note to check her parents journals.

This bring several questions to Elijah's mind.

Due to Elijah being near the group most of the time, he doesn't get daggered and Tyler doesn't get manipulated by Jules (he may be an asshole but the red flags of that whole situation was off)

When Klaus comes around via Alaric suit, he stumbles into a messy living room of teenagers and two adults.

Jeremy drew a picture of Mikeal via help of Elena and Bonnie magical help for clearer memory. Caroline excited hands over a journal with an address of a crypt

Klaus is just confused and asks what's happening (Alaric also hasn't been around due to John being dickish)

Bonnie explains if trying to break a weird clause of ritual which lead to finding info some old ass hunter trying to kidnap Elena as a kid.

Tyler explains that being a hybrid would be cool, but Elijah has told them of sirebonds so wouldn't know if hybrids would fall into that.

Elena just states that whoever made this stupid curse is a bitch to try and use innocent lives for the sacrifices that won't even make hybrids if said source is dead.

Elijah just shakes his head "they've been at this for a days while dear Elena is recovering from head trauma"

Jemma just shrugs working on her college stuff "we got a wolf, vamp and the moonstone, plus the location of said vamp."

Basically whole crew is a bit of badass working together without salvtores fucking up everything

14: Seer! Elena Au

Starts happening after she almost drowned

Gets multiple timelines and trys to choose the best one for everyone

Brotp Slater and Elena since see saw him in a timeline.

Helps her out with a lot of info.

Elena goes to grams and basically straight up told her to teach Bonnie, which leads to both girls hanging out more and also not using which as a magic dispenser.

Want witchy business? Pay the fee, don't like hearing the consequences? Too fucking bad.

Slater and the two girls definitely protect Caroline from Damon. Vicki also gets help.

Elena lets her family know what's going on.

Visions for Elena get super intense so will need someone to ground her jeremy, bonnie and caroline help (via Elijah later on) -writer can decide the course-

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Writing prompts for elijah and elena (updated)

Pt2

1: Elena knowing Morse Code and subconsciously taps her thoughts

  • Elijah understanding it and tries not to laugh at the insults.
  • He outwardly chuckles when she Morse Code calling Klaus a puppy due to his need for attention
  • Warns elijah about champagne

2: Selective mute elena-trauma from car crash- elena learns sign language, uses notepad or phone to speak when she can’t.

  • Elijah knowing it cause he be a historian. Elena being comfortable with him and talks to him.
  • Knows in an instant that Alaric isn’t himself (he knows how to sign), tries to make a deal with Klaus afterwords. (Jenna lives due to this, sicko vamp is scafriced instead)
  • Signs sorry to Elijah after releasing the dagger, also invites him in the boarding house (Klaus still daggers elijah)
  • Klaus roadtrip with Stefan still happens, elena doesn’t try to follow leads.
  • Stefan compelled elena to talk during the whole drive off the bridge, causes her to go downward spiral in talking.
  • Klaus learning it and becomes protective of Elena. (Elena staying with the mikaelsons during the dinner party w/ Salvatores )
  • Hugs Elijah after entering the mansion after bringing shopping bags for Klaus. (Modern clothing for his brothers and food for her, she talked him into undaggering his sibs, Damon/elijah move up the plan a bit)
  • Soft-spoken but kinda gruff ‘I missed you’, Elijah worrying about her here. Klaus happy she talked.
  • Elena apologies to Rebekah for daggering her, via phone, (knows she doesn’t understand sign language yet)
  • Kol, Finn confused. Esther still shows up but surprised elena is there.
  • Elijah and Klaus stands between elena and Esther.
  • During masquerade ball she talks to Finn, Elijah translate for her. (Vamp hearing works wonders sometimes) Finn starts to rethink Esther’s plan a bit.
  • Damon getting tired of Elena using sign language to talk due to her not being comfortable near him. Blows up at Elena about using everything esle to talk but her voice, insults her mutism as an excuse not to talk or to gain sympathy.
  • Elijah overhearing this sort of snaps, knowing it wasn’t her choice to have something like this happen to her. (Punches Damon multiple times, Elena calms him down just by saying his name and shaking her head)
  • Klaus walking over and tells Damon that Elena only talks to people she’s comfortable with or trusts. Snaps the younger vamps neck. Someone drags him out (person optional)

3: Elena being a Phoenix as well and not knowing, she did die in the water with her parents

  • Heat radiates off her, when she’s pissed or upset.
  • Small chirp/purr Like noise when happy, content, or relaxed and excited.
  • Has to willingly give her blood, otherwise taste like ashes.
  • Smells human but with a campfire Overtop of the smell.
  • Heals quick but not too quick.
  • Danger senses around ingrained, like Stefan doesn’t mean to due her harm but she still doesn’t feel safe.
  • Ergo doesn’t date Stefan, but still gets necklace
  • Compulsion only works half way. Ex: Stefan compelling her to dagger Elijah later on, knows she was compelled but not why. (Makes notes of it the feeling)
  • Elena having no qualms about dying, though she still could die with vamp blood in system.
  • Elijah being confused why she doesn’t smell completely human, questions the change in body heat when he sees her upset or the little noises he hears when she sounds happy.
  • Will spend time learning about all the small ticks.
  • He hates that she doesn’t seem to care about dying, she doesn’t really know why (instinctively knows she already has multiple times maybe?)
  • Danger sense for eljiah isn’t there. She feels safe with him even when alert around Rose/Trevor.
  • Never mentions it till she suckered punch Damon for trying to feed her his blood. Will state she never felt safe around him or Stefan not like Elijah. Will try to leave the house. One of Salvatores grab to to make her stop and gets burned due to her anger.
  • Elena brushing against Elijah but he doesn’t get burned.
  • Elena will somehow get caught on fire, Will not notice it and someone puts it out. Elijah finding out (or was there) and checks to see burns and have there be none.
  • Elijah makes a connection that Elena is another supernatural creature besids a doppelganger. (Secretly looks at lore for what else she is)
  • He figures it out after being undaggered after the sacrifice. Protective of her even more so.
  • Jenna still be alive, cause elena healing her without knowing.
  • Elena being friends with Rebekah since she left a note in the blondes dress after the daggering happened.
  • Esther linking spell won’t work, Elena forced to give blood still isn’t being willingly.
  • Kol bites her and starts choking a bit on the blood to the point of vomiting. (Thought it would be funny to try and tease elijah and annoy Nik)
  • Elena looks confused and concerned. Elijah just growls at Kol after wrapping an arm around elena first.
  • Yes, did the whole mate thing. Phoenix mate for life man (in this prompt anyway)
  • Elena does make an very elated chirp after Elijah does this. (Not sure anyone told her what she was, up to the writer)

4: Elena having tattooed Viking runes mixed with verian after finding out vampires exsit and just after Alaric arrives in town. Ergo,Elena takes no shit, and is protective.

  • She gets Elijah’s name before she meets him
  • ᛖᛚᛁᛃᚨᚺ- (elder furthark) on the left side of her neck just a little underneath her jaw
  • She went to Alaric for history purposes on Vikings and she gets her aunts permission for the tattoos
  • Caroline and Bonnie go with her, she gets two tats.
  • She did read the bilbe and the name stuck out to her when she was researching.
  • ᛒᛁᛋᛋ ᚬᚠᚠ - piss off, on the other side of her neck above the clavicle (younger furthark)
  • Only Caroline, Jeremy and Bonnie know she used verian ink.
  • Still wears the necklace Stefan gave her, but will act like she was compelled when it gets taken off.
  • (Her fascination towards Vikings and the language in general could be up to be debate of why, the idea is elena being an old soul)
  • Tatia behind the scenes of protecting the younger doppelganger, and thinks both Klaus and Elijah deserve happiness. Shows up in Elena’s dreams sometimes (No she won’t be pit against brothers, polygamy is a thing though but not for prompt)
  • Elena does let her family know about vamps, she doesn’t want them clueless, plus gilbert journals.
  • Debating if Elena should also learn sword fighting the thought of her threatening people with sword would be hilarious ex: Logan Fell.
  • Does break up with Stefan before the masquerade ball (or continues to remain broken up after first time?)
  • Elijah being a confused but adorable vamp when he sees the runes underneath her jaw but puts it in the back of his mind to save face.
  • She definitely outs Katherine and moonstone, sure she be scared of the situation of being kidnapped
  • Pokes Trevor’s head with finger, confirming he be dead.
  • She be forced to leave behind Elijah after he was stabbed. Knew he wasn’t going to hurt her.
  • She does try to offer herself to Klaus the same way. Which does allow her to make deal with Elijah.
  • She begrudgingly admits Stefan shouldn’t be stuck in tomb with Katherine even if he deserves it. (Allowed Jeremy to get hurt trying to get moonstone)
  • Elena finding vamp supplies in lakehouse and does hold her own with help of stefan when Tyler and Brady show up (she didn’t invite Stefan inside cause broke up but did allow him to come to help her get away so she could have a calm moment)
  • Stefan does warn her what happened at dinner party
  • When she does dagger elijah she takes his body inside her lake house preventing Damon and stefan from getting him
  • Klaus bodysnacther with Alaric sees runes and asks about getting them, she looks confused at him knowing he was the one to help her research the Vikings, and admits she felt drawn to them.
  • She also indirectly mentions she choose the name before meeting Elijah, who was helping her keep her friends and family safe while agreeing to do the ritual as something she feels she needs to do.
  • Klaus decides to not use the suggested vamp and wolf (different vamp for sacrifice, but Jules for wolf)
  • (Not sure what to do about decade dance) elena disagrees with plan to kill klaus
  • Undaggers Elijah and gives him blood bags in lake house while she waits for him to wake, invites him in and reads the journals there.
  • When he does, he’s little surprised about the blood bags and not in a basement.
  • Elena hearing him, let’s him know there are clothing in the house and he can keep the dagger.
  • Elijah definitely asks why she is giving him the dagger as her means of defense against him
  • Blankly looks at him and just says they had a deal and even if it was broken due to outside interference she’s doing the ritual.
  • Elijah gets the rundown of what happened and he tells her about his family via curse as well ( they are driving back to town as this happens)
  • Offhandedly mentions that it sounds familiar but still will do it. Also notes to Elijah that she doesn’t think he can kill his brother
  • Kicks Damon in the balls after trying to put his bleeding wrist to her mouth to prevent her from drinking the elixir
  • Ritual happens, Klaus breaks curse, Elijah doesn’t go through killing him, Jenna still lives ( I like her alive)
  • Elixir has a side effect and she meets Finn, they both get to know each other before she comes back to life(important for later)
  • Klaus go on road trip with Stefan, Damon still got bit via werewolf
  • Prank Night Klaus does ask how she is alive, she tells the truth and say Elixir from Elijah. Tyler still becomes a hybrid but only willingly since elena asks due to her knowing via dream tatia about her blood being key
  • Let’s Klaus know as well and will donate blood
  • Elena befriends Rebekah after whole Prank Night. Even let’s her know about the tattos being made with verivan and has to pretend to be compelled or act a certain way to not tip off certain vampires.
  • Elena getting pissed about Mikael, does dagger Rebekah but for her protection. Tells the truth to Rebekah about her mother being killed by Klaus but to look at it from his point of view. (He was in pain due to wolf being locked and acted on it)
  • After Mikael dies does tell Klaus she does care even if they barely know each other. She does tell him that she told Rebekah about her mother.
  • Stefan bargaining Elena happens and Elena pissed punches him and she goes to Klaus, Brotp happens.
  • Klaus let’s Rebekah know she was only daggered to be protected from Mikael whose now dead. And Stefan took the coffins to get back at him (he referred to her as my doppelganger and not her name yet)
  • Wingman elena for Klaroline.
  • Mikaelson ball happens, Finn and Elena shocked at seeing each other. Elena Hugs Finn happy to see him.
  • Elena hugs Elijah and Rebekah as well but all shocked how she knows Finn. She does berate Klaus on not informing her of his siblings so she could have helped get him modern outfits
  • Klaus rolls his eyes, and toast to dancing happens
  • Kol does dance with her,she introduces herself, he mentions her similarities to Tatia, she asks about her appearance, jokingly remarks how the same face the braids in her hair, blue dress, and earrings would make much difference.
  • Gets spinned to Finn before Kol could say anything but Finn overhearing convo does admit that she what Tatia looked like. Elena blinks at him in utter confusion before she realizes the dreams.
  • She does string out curses, and you got to be fucking kidding me, and finally that fucking protective viking bitch. Finn asks her if she is alright?
  • Elena nods and then gets spinned into Elijah
  • Both make small talk, Elijah finally asks about the his runic name being tatted on her
  • Elena mentions reading it from the Bible when looking for things to translate into Old Norse. Elijah stuck out to her. Tells him she didn’t know about him at all.
  • Elena and Esther meet, she says no. Esther forced elena due to life her her family. (Damon necks also gets snapped, and she admits she has a problem with his love for her and she won’t ever feel the same way)
  • Finn backs out knowing that it could cause harm to Elena.
  • Elena still lies to Elijah about the link and leaves upset.
  • All Mikaelson have a meeting without Esther and Finn comes clean about linking spell and Elena’s part, clarifies that she didn’t want to but forced to. Finn didn’t drink the champagne.
  • Elena texts Rebekah during the meeting, 'trying to get Bonnie unlinked from your psycho mother, think elijah has the how to on elixir making’ Elena sending another text to her, 'think Nikki will let be borrow a dagger so I can stab your mom. Legit asking. ’
  • Rebekah sends her brothers numbers to her after laughing. Kol reads over her solider 'I like this one’
  • Elena to Klaus 'Let’s plan a mother dearest murder’
  • To Ellijah 'How to save life via magical elixir to revive the dead’
  • (Confessions can be inbound- desperately need to stop been writing for three hours on and off)

5: Elejiah Sentinel Au, I don’t think anyone has done that. Know there are fanfic crossover for this type of thing

6: Elena carrying around a shotgun and or mutiple knives on her person with veirvain/wolfsbane coating due to small visions of deadly omens.

  • When kidnapped curse that she doesn’t have her weapons to use against Trevor after trying to bite her.
  • When Elijah arrives and kills Trevor goes 'aw, damn I wanted to kill him’

7: Agents of Shield Au- Elena being like Daisy/skye, and Elijah like Daniel Sousa. They match each other so well!

8: Star Tear Diease Au- (similar to hanahaki diease)

(Apparently I like writing a Chaotic Elena, feel like we need more of her)

I got more ideas and didn’t feel like writing another post

Writing of these is always welcomed when I do prompts, as long as I can read them when finished! :)

elena gilbert elijah mikaelson fic prompt stuck in my head elejah elena x elijah elijahbeatingtheshitoutofdamon no disrespect todisablepeople tvd protective elijah the mikaelson siblings bamfelena damonsalvatorebash selective mutism tatia petrova feel like any realtionship with the salvatore is a toxic realtionship soulmate au aos au chaotic elena gilbert writings are welcomed startearsau
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Art tips!

ruubesz-draws

Poses are hard to draw, even I struggle a lot. But there is a simple way to make your pose look more fluid and dynamic: by using curves!

This is too boring and stiff:

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Why not try this instead?

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It helps a lot when you want to draw unique poses and postures for your characters, especially when you want something that involves “movement”. Play around, exaggerate the poses, be fluid, make it interesting, be creative! It’s all about having fun!

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It’s not much, and I’m sure many of you already know this but it did help me a lot so… Hope this helps you guys too, even just a little!

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iggyazazel:
“ urulokid:
“ nevaehtyler:
“ blackfemalescientist:
“ sniffyjenkins:
“ mideast-nrthafrica-cntrlasia:
“ explainguncontrolandsafespaces:
“ It’s like millennials do not understand that middle east has been at war for 1000′s of years. That we...
explainguncontrolandsafespaces

It’s like millennials do not understand that middle east has been at war for 1000′s of years. That we intervened on behalf of Kuwait. That without “bombing” people that want to kill and oppress others, millions will be murdered and tortured.

mideast-nrthafrica-cntrlasia

“at war for 1000′s of years”

you clearly know nothing about Afghanistan nor the middle east

here’s Afghanistan in the 1950′s, 60′s, & 70′s

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if you really want to know what caused all the instability & growth of extremist groups I suggest you take a look at the US foreign policy towards Afghanistan during the 80′s

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It’s interesting to note that when the communist government came to power in Afghanistan in the late 70′s, one of the first things they did was declare equality of the sexes, made education for girls mandatory, & banned child marriages. The conservative tribal leaders who the US armed & funded (& who later became the Taliban) declared this to be a “war on Islam” & fought against the central government.

The US had no problem back then with encouraging the growth of Islamic conservatism to counter socialism/communism. You created your biggest enemy & you have no one to blame but yourselves.

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Originally posted by silk-yyy

sniffyjenkins

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blackfemalescientist

its crazy to me how the US talks about war in the middle east as if its this ancient problem inherent to the area instead of a recent problem created by western countries to further their own interests.

nevaehtyler

☕️☕️☕️

urulokid

the CIA took out the democratically elected leader of Iran in the 1970s over oil and that set off an entire chain of events leading to ISIS, here’s more about multiple other countries we’ve fucked over 

iggyazazel

*1953^

virgil-is-a-cutie

Anonymous asked:

You mentioned Parker and Sophie in your John Wick tags so can I request some Leverage for the headcanon ask?

words-writ-in-starlight answered:

Let’s go steal a headcanon meme.  (shut up, I’m hilarious)

A: what I think realistically

The brew pub’s microcosm, at this point, is bolstered by layers upon layers of gambling.  The old staff bets on how long new kitchen hires will last, and if you last out the first three months without quitting in a mild panic about what the fuck is happening here, you get formally inducted into the wider pool of bets.  The three top questions are:

The date of Nate and Sophie’s wedding: the pot is a handsome $700 despite the relatively small bets placed and regularly reupped (it took them two years to properly exchange names and thirteen years to sleep together, don’t tell me it wouldn’t be an ongoing question)

Who exactly is dating whom, among their three bosses: there are a scant three people who put their money on a poly triad, and they’ll be splitting the $1100 between them when someone figures Eliot and Parker and Hardison out

No, Really, What The Fuck Is Happening Here: There is one person who put their whole paycheck on “fuck it, they’re fucking criminal masterminds, they probably take down governments in their fucking free time” after seven pints of Thief Juice, and they are walking away with a cool two grand if they can ever actually prove it

B: what I think is fucking hilarious

So, the FBI thinks that Hardison and Parker are official agents.  Like, the FBI is so convinced of this, so convinced of this, that Hardison actually discovers they have valid badge numbers–they are all but being paid by the federal government as part of their Portland white collar crimes office.  Agent McSweeten and his partner have benefited handsomely from Hardison and Parker’s involvement, and they vouch for their ‘old buddies’ at every turn, to the extent that most of the feds they could run into in a number of cities (Boston, Portland, probably NYC) are like ‘yes, they’re undercover again, c’est la vie.’

Which is all well and good until Interpol shows up and has to work with the FBI on something quite unrelated, which results in Sterling tearing his hair out because “WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THEY’RE NOT FEDERAL AGENTS THEY’RE CRIMINALS, OF COURSE THEY’RE CRIMINALS.”

The Feds honestly pity the poor guy.  Damn, their people are good, their undercover personalities even managed to convince Interpol, damn fine.  McSweeten tells Parker the story next time he sees her and she laughs for literally days.

C: what is heart-crushing and awful but fun to inflict on friends

Eliot believes–no, he knows–that he’s going to die for Parker and Hardison.  He’s actually pretty comfortable with this, but he knows that if he ever brings it up out loud, the pair of them are going to mutually implode.  I wrote that into a fic, actually.  Also, listen, we all know this is canon.  “Until my dying day.”  Eliot, please be a little less obviously worshipful of these people.  Some of my Eliot Spencer feelings can also be found here.

D:  what would never work with canon but the canon is shit so I believe it anyway

I like to think that there’s a Leverage Mark II comprised of some of the kids they run into over the course of their jobs, I even wrote out like 2K words in headcanons for it.  Members include: 

Mastermind: Olivia Sterling, from The Queen’s Gambit Job

Hitter: Molly (who now identifies as Matthew), from The Carnival Job

Hacker: Trevor, from The Hot Potato Job

Grifter: Widmark (Mark), from The Fairy Godparents Job

Thief: Josie, from The Boost Job

Client: Luka, from The Stork Job, whose little sister has been kidnapped

I just really want this, okay?  I want to see them become the greatest criminals around under the tutelage of the Leverage squad and take up the torch when Eliot and Hardison and Parker decide to dial it back a bit and buy a restaurant somewhere.

(Related headcanon that Leverage habitually starts training up new generations and like in five hundred years humanity’s in space and the Leverage has an ancient oil painting hanging in their mess hall and whenever someone asks why they don’t transfer it to a hologram, the crew of the ship puffs up and declaims at length about their honored founder Harlan Leverage III and how they would never insult his memory like that!  In the afterlife, Nate S C R E A M S.)

leverage-ot3

I love everything about this

bamfjinxy

Omg. Im laughing so hard. It would probably be hilarious to mix mass effect into this.

thelostandforgottenangel
salty-ironstrange-shipper

How come Tony Stark gets to fight villains naked all the time in the comics but not in the movies? I am being denied my rights!

bazingaholmes98

Umm OP I need some evidence (PICTURES GIVE ME PICTURES)

gil-estel

i can’t believe op didn’t include avengers prime, which is perhaps my favorite instance of Naked Tony Stark™

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aine-11

JUST DO IT MARVEL! IT’S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO AFTER THE BULLSHIT THAT WAS THE LAST 3 AVENGERS MOVIES

ironstrangeslyj

Omg. Its back.

So thats where we got the term ‘Stark Naked’ literally naked Tony Stark omg im wheezing

ssironstrange

it got better

riverthunder

I’m sorry, are you telling me there was an occasion where a naked Tony Stark flicked a flower and a few blades of grass at a someone and got a reaction that wasn’t “are you serious”???

mranthonyedwardstark

Bless me.

ussfriendship

This is the most ridiculous thirst post ever. Thank you.

insert-clever-marvel-pun-name

Give us the irondick.

living-dead-parker

Now that we’ve seen the bat dick, can we see the irondick?? I mean I know the batdick isn’t from the same universe but mARVEL, IF DC GAVE US WHAT WE DIDN’T WANT WHY CAN’T YOU GIVE US WHAT WE WANT???

kitty-cat-neko-chan

RDJ would most likely be comfortable with it as long as he actual dick was covered.

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He’s got mostly naked before.

taurusart

I mean. His children are watching this movies if i were him i wouldn’t like them to see the irondick u know?

deadinsidebutwantslove

*winston duke voice* uhh this is a Disney movie

bored-pixie

Viva le revoldicktion

thekaijucake

*le gasp* ITS BACK!

castle-canary

This whole thread is amazing

fangirlotaku7

if iron man was a girl this thread would not exist

beequeen16

I dont know if I’m proud or dissapointed. This is the largest thread I’ve ever read , and it’s about Tony Stark’s dick.

the-weeping-doll

The devil works hard …

but the leader of le Revoldicktion works harder

ssironstrange

rdj has had his dick out on set for like the last 30 years that man don’t give a fuck.
less than zero? naked
fur? naked
wonder boys? mostly naked
friends & lovers? wearing panties and also naked
restoration? he literally runs down a hall with nothing more than feathers? attached to his dick
1969? almost naked, runs around in his underwear
sherlock holmes? mostly naked
random photoshoots? mostly naked

he’d do a naked tony scene faster than you could say “give me the irondick”

theredbellybird

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forest-on-fire-douse-my-soul

Me trying to figure out why i’m following this account: Oh yeah this exists

ironstrangeslyj

THIS POST IS GONNA BE LONGER THAN

The IRONDICK

LONGERRRRR AND BIGGER AND BETTER

And good bye *Screee*

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theuncappinggrub6

Good god y'all are thirsty

travelerofbothtime-and-space

thirsty and proud

blackarrow-bagels

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HELLO I AM IM AP LATIN MAYHAPS I CAN HELP @incorrect-ironstrange

“Superbus sitientique”

marshisatheatregeek

im so afraid, this post is radiating with a violent chaotic energy stronger than the god of lesbians himself,, please have mercy on my people q n q

nonstop-anxiety-attacks

But in the comics it never actually shows the dick so why are you saying that you deserve to see it?

s-a-t-e-s-s

This appears on my timeline at least twice a day and everytime I just sigh and go ‘it’s the fucking irondick post again’

netphenomenon221b

God U swear last time I saw this thread it was Much More shorter!

And Now it’s got up to 19200 notes!

And LOOK WHO STARTED IT :

@incorrect-ironstrange

Emphasize on

IronStrange

As an IronStrange fan & on behalf of its fans, You are very welcome

brickgirl1993

I see this post in a daily basis! I think it’s time for me to reblog it as well!

I too demand Irondick!

loveolafblrart

This is the longest post I’ve ever seen and it’s just pure thirst.

I love it!

blackkfoxx

I love how quickly this goes from “iron dick” to “destroy the norms” to “give me ironstrange” all the while keeping the actor(s) in question in mind and calling out Disney/Marvel’s shit without getting out of hand

ashesforashes

Honestly, I loathe this post but I’m not gonna block it cause I feel like it’ll be important in the future. But I really hate the fucking irondick Post

prettysweetest

i think i’ve reblogged this about fifty times bec im scared that if i dont @incorrect-ironstrange will kill me

tacosareasin

If I see this fucking post again…… @incorrect-ironstrange go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.

choasblast03

HELL YES THIS IS BACK ON MY DASH!!!!

TIME TO GIVE THE IRON DICK SOME MORE LENGTH..

Hoof….

That sounded much dirtier in text then it did in my head.

layla256

This post is a fucking monster and I’ve seen it raised from an egg.

bitchwannatryme

It has been two weeks since this was last on my dash…. that’s a crime

eruwasabaddad

God this is a long post and also I wanna see tony fight thanos bare naked if it is the last thing I ever see again

antisocial-astronaut

Longs posts give me anxiety for some reason so I’m literally dying cause of this post

katethewerewolf

Wtf is this

mysteriousharmony

Make it longer. Make it thicc-er. Give it glory.

All Hail the IronDick. All Hail the RDJ. All hail the Revolution.

And if I die for this revolution, write the words on my tomb that Sydney Carton spoke: ‘It’s a far, far better thing I do than I ever have; It’s a far, far better rest I go to than I have ever known.’

allofmygay

Always remember

Let us never give in in these trying times

Viva le revoldicktion

Let the Irondick live on

not-broken-just-faulty

Picture this: the year is 2020. Marvel has been decimated for not giving the public what they want and if you hear the chants, the terrible chants, of “irondick, irondick, irondick,” run. they are coming. pray you can escape.

veraraeart

Irondick surviving the purge is the greatest news I could have received today ❤️

younggayanddoingokay

What… what is this???

thechaotictrickster

This is the longest and most hilarious text post I’ve seen on this site. Wish luck to you thirsty bitches

brittanyisart

This post is soooo looongggg

the-kade

The

Dick

plasticstrawsmuggler

This is the first time I’ve seen this and it is so much worse than I could imagine

drunk-deity

This gives me 2012 tumblr supernatural era vibes and I live for it

proof-tony-stark-has-a-heart

how is this the first time i’ve seen this…

greyspell

This is actually my first time seeing this post…Viva la Revoldicktion just broke my naked Tony virginity

Maybe somewhere in the Multiverse, the writers of Deadpool are listening and will slip us some Iron Dick eventually!!!

little-manatee

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still no irondick, but…

…what about crop top armor and iron garter stockings?

runnfromtheak

I relinquish my atheism in honor of the iron dick. I will only go down to my knees for iron dick (and ironstrange tbh)

Praise the dick

ironstrangeslyj

Omg this post went a full round and now its

back ans THICCER THAN EVER

just-call-me-miles

Make👏This👏Post👏as👏long👏as👏Tony👏Starks👏Dick👏

incorrect-ironstrange

Never let it be said that I don’t give the people what they want (UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE *side eyes Marvel*)

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salty-ironstrange-shipper

“grind” you say? 👀👀

redwriter100

Its back… Its been so long

type40thiefoflight

This is my first time seeing this post and it’s definitely one of the strangest things I remember seeing on this site.

salty-ironstrange-shipper

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three words: irondick arc reactor

wanderess-as

You guys this is so close to 69000 notes! Please continue!

For the irondick!

Revoldicktion forever!

theavengerscumbercookie

Its back on my dash after a year and half.

I’m Sad it took this long.

remijcrowley

This took FOREVER to come back to my dash!!!!

marioverthere

this is the first time the irondick revolution has come to my dash. a lengendary post indeed. rumours of this i have heard, but never before have i seen with my very own eyes. ahhh

give us the irondick we deserve

obaewankenope

This is an absurdly long post…

I love it

clarezulo

I witnessed it in its infancy, and I have now seen it grow into its prime. This post is glorious, and I pledge my allegiance to the revoldicktion.

age-of-avenging

this post had the audacity to show its face on my dash at 3am while i was weak and vulnerable. it tore me apart and all that was left was the knowledge that no matter what

the irondick shall reign supreme

salty-ironstrange-shipper

I wish I was vulnerable to the irondick 🥵🥵

unparalleled-luck

I love this. I love this so much. It started with a small protest, maybe some begging. It eventually grew into more. Not just a revolution, no wait, that’s not right, a revoldicktion. It’s so much more. Is it a religion or a cult? That does not matter. It blesses out dash, not curses it. Those of whom had devices of which the revoldicktion brought death to were not ready. Perhaps they never will be. But that does not hold true matter. What matters is if we are strong. If we are the ones who are ready. We all know if we are or not, however. The truth is, that it’s our secret. We’re always ready. We even have a motto. The motive is the only thing important. Those who oppose are naught but fools. They cannot stop us. Never. Superbus sitientique. Thirsty and proud.

I pledge my alliegence and undying support to the revoldicktion.

I love this post, and you all who add to it, 3000.

salty-ironstrange-shipper

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@stark-strange-love​ sent this over, so everyone thank them for their contribution

sillysceptic

I keep seeing this.

And EVERY tiMe.!.!

it has a different last post?!?

It’s been 20 minutes???

thelostandforgottenangel

@bloody-weapons-soft-soul13

bamfjinxy

So i cant stop laughing at this post and it comes across my dashboard every 3-8 months. 2020 be insane